The house at NOWHERE

ZAMBUJEIRA DO MAR, ALENTEJO COAST, PORTUGAL

It’s not just a house. It’s a home that embraces its guests from the moment they enter the gate. The towering pines and old-growth cork trees envelop visitors in their own private sanctuary. The scent of sage and rosemary greets guests as they step out of their car. And smooth, modern design inspires without overwhelming once they step inside. NOWHERE is everything you want it to be and nothing less. It has no address (just GPS coordinates to guide the way), but when you’re here, you’ll know you’ve made it.

The Space

4-6 Guests

2 Bedrooms
One with open-air loft

2 Bathrooms
Full-size shower, 1 tub

2 Queen beds + futon

1 Hectar of land
Fully fenced

Come stay with us!

  • 4-night minimum

  • Starting at €300/night

  • Prices and details at checkout

Amenities

  • Bed linens

  • Clothing storage

  • Extra pillows and blankets

  • Games, books, and magazines

  • Sonos speakers

  • Carbon monoxide and smoke alarms

  • Fire extinguisher

  • First aid kit

  • Outdoor shower (hot water)

  • Beach toys

  • BBQ grill

  • Barbecue utensils

  • Firewood

  • Fully fenced property

  • Fire pit

  • Outdoor dining area

  • Patio

  • Deck

  • Indoor fireplace

  • Cooking stove

  • Fridge and freezer

  • Clothes washer and dryer

  • Dishwasher

  • Fully stocked kitchen

  • Spices and condiments

  • Dishes and silverware

  • Kettle

  • Freshly ground specialty coffee

  • Moccamaster coffee maker and filters

  • Coffee percolator

  • Coldbrew coffee maker

  • Cleaning products

  • Vacuum cleaner

  • Wifi (Starlink high-speed internet)

  • Hot water

  • Hygiene and cleaning products

Activities

  • Gravel biking

  • Road and trail running

  • Restaurants and cafes

  • Shopping locally

  • Hiking

  • Surfing

  • Fishing

  • Beach games

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House Rules

  • Minimum 4-night stays

  • Maximum 6 guests, including children

  • No smoking

  • Dogs allowed with additional cleaning fee*

  • Parties are prohibited

Specifics

  • Check-in: After 3:00 pm

  • Checkout: 11:00 am

  • Self check-in: lockbox at front entrance

  • Security cameras will be disabled between check-in and checkout times

  • There is a bio-septic on the property. Septic systems are unable to process wastewater the same way that city sewers can, so please be mindful to keep the septic system functioning properly

Follow your GPS,
to NOWHERE.

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 FAQs

  • During your stay at NOWHERE, you’re entirely independent. However, you can reach us at any time by phone, WhatsApp or email. A guide will be sent to you via email a few days before your arrival. It includes all the information and directions as well as recommendations for places to visit and discover in the area and further afield.

  • Yes, we have both high-speed wifi and cellphone reception at the property. Our internet is through Starlink, a low-orbit, satellite that can support multiple video calls and movie or TV streaming. While 95% of the time it can handle all of your internet needs during your stay, there are short periods of downtime. Usually these last no more than 30 seconds.

  • Parking is located inside the gate of the property and can accommodate two or three cars.

  • Oh yes, we got you covered! We are big coffee lovers and are proud to offer the first 200 g of freshly ground coffee from KOYO Speciality Coffees, a local coffee roaster that places sustainability, quality, and presentation of diverse tastes at the top of their mission.

  • Simply bring your belongings and food. Bedding, towels, and cleaning products are provided.

  • We don’t have a TV at the house as we believe NOWHERE is a place to mentally and physically reset. You can always stream your favorite movies, shows, or live TV from your computer or devices.

  • You'll find wood in the box under the indoor fireplace and all the tools needed. Wood for the outside fire pit, along with additional wood for inside can be found behind the storage shed.

  • We have a fur child and are big dog people! Dogs are allowed at NOWHERE for an additional pet fee. We just ask that your dog stays off the furniture and that you pick up after them. Stepping in dog poop is the worst! Cats or other animals are not permitted.

  • The house is suitable for children, but the second bedroom loft as well as the staircases are not quite suitable for them. Please use the sofa-bed in the second bedroom to avoid any accidents. Watch toddlers when they are playing on the patio as it doesn’t have any railings. Additionally, the property can be pretty rugged in areas so please be mindful so they don’t hurt themselves exploring!

  • We’d be honored to have you use our house for photo or video shoots. If you’re interested in booking the home for a shoot, please contact us directly to discuss your ideas.